#they are bisexual besties

[shawsimmer]

[ash-and-starlight]

hades atla bisexual simulator

[katribou]

it is not even funny how down bad i am for her. it is so dire

[stareggie]

sirius: james?

james: yeah, mate?

sirius: i’m… i’m bah-bise-bahsex-

james: take your time.

sirius: *points at mary and remus*

sirius: both.

[mamawasatesttube]

my ideal timkon don't get together until they've both already done some queer realizations and dated other guys a little bit, in part because on tim's end, i think he's been in love with kon since he was 17, but at 17 tim didn't even know he was bisexual, forget anything else. and his feelings for kon were so big but also so constant that he didn't even realize they were there or significant because they've always been there and been huge. for years. so he putters along and does his time in the torment nexus (the closet) and languishes a bit but slowly starts to figure it out.

meanwhile kon dates someone, mostly like omg im dating a guy this is ALLOWED !??!?! and its pretty lowkey and casual and doesnt last bc like . super identity issues, right. kon would Never just tell someone, but secrets and casual relationships dont last long etc etc. but just the entire principle of kon dating someone and then being like yeah idk im not really feeling it like hes nice and all but i think hes more interested in like… yknow, my hot bod, than me. its whatever tho. and tim just being SOOOOO mad that someone would date kon and not absolutely adore him. tim will not be unpacking why hes so mad about kon having a shitty boyfriend. obviously its just bc kons his bestie and deserves better. (😶)

so he's just grouchily tinkering on some upgrade for his car to get the grumpy energies out. like WHATEVER! (angrily turns socket wrench) he's not saying kon should dump the guy or anything (angrily turns socket wrench) but he's just SAYING, kon can do BETTER!!!!! (angrily turns socket wrench) and kon DESERVES better!!! kon deserves someone who will treat him RIGHT!!!!! (angrily turns socket wrench) like if TIM was gonna fuck kon he wouldn't do it like a goddamn quickie and just fucking leave (angrily grabs the next size socket and scoots further under the car) like kon OBVIOUSLY doesn't like that so why won't this guy GET THAT!!!! (angry tinkering noises) if he's that shallow he can go find himself a sexy body pillow to screw!!! leave kon alone!!!!

and cassie sitting on a chair nearby is just like. sorry what was that? "if i was gonna fuck kon"? did you just say--hey tim? hey. can you go back a step?

and tim's just. obviously this is a hypothetical everyone considers about kon. look at him he's . you know. besides, tim's just talking as his best friend who wants the best for him! ugh stop trying to read into it cassie, that's not the POINT--

[cherryjuicegf]

we heard you love women

[thedyingwriter]

ok so buck and tommy were both basically working the same shifts right?

buck obviously had to go to the hospital mid shift and eddie stayed back with him hence both of them were missing their shift.

tommy came as soon as his shift ended and then accompanied his boyfriend (I'm still giddy over it) buck to his loft and stayed the night to take care of him.

next day both of them were at the apartment when eddie came to treat buck and then probably left around the same time for their shifts and probably got off around the same time too which is why tommy was with buck and the 118 at the hospital waiting for denny.

then next day they went to the cemetery together for the billy boils funeral, all of this goes to show that buck and tommy try to take the same shifts or atleast as close as possible so they both can have their days off together and then spend it with each other :)))))))))

I'm so delusional and in love with them that I'll make any theory lmao

also tommy def won't fit into buck's clothes so either they went to his house to pick clothes or he keeps extra clothes at buck's place or maybe caries an overnight bag.

i just love these bratty and sassy boyfriends.

tommy is so whipped he attended a 200 yr old cowboy's funeral who cursed his beautiful boyfriend's face.

also I'm convinced that when the next day buck's face clears up it's because of what tommy said to the grave lmao

also the last scene was definitely foreshadowing. the way buck said that while looking at tommy.

also also eddie tommy friendship is so precious to me. they are our next Michael and bobby.

loved the episode so much.

[oro-junestar]

why do people gatekeep queer identies?? like,, isn't the whole point of the queer community that we're sick of being told who we are and aren't allowed to be?? stop shunning queer people for being queer in ways you don't like

[keeryquinn]

“You’re such a Dingus”

Coworkers to Platonic Soulmates.

❤️

[therealneilperry]

Thirteen and house chaotic bisexual duo was something I didn’t know I needed till I watch the ep where thirteen comes back from jail. They’re the most girfail boyfail duo ever. I love their father daughter duo and when house offered to kill her I think that was genuinely one of the sweetest things anyone’s ever done for her.

[formerprincewille]

Something that really sets Wille and Simon apart from other queer ships is that when we say their love language is physical touch, IT REALLY IS PHYSICAL TOUCH. And I’m not speaking of just sex. Over the course of the show, the amount of touching between them is astronomical. And that’s really something rarely seen in queer media. There may be moments here or there, but often times there’s a lack of physical contact unless it’s for “the plot”. Wille and Simon feel like a real couple in the way they’re always physically reaching out for each other.

[nightmarerose1]

CLASS 1A BAND PT 2 🎤⚡️🪆💥🐦‍⬛

Bonus: Jirou with her pretty lovers💜💛❤️

[sinxzel]

Where do I find a girl bestie where we eat each other's cunt out, finger fuck each other, sleepovers doing nasty and dirty things til' our legs shake as the sun rises then we'll do other fun stuffs! Picnic, watch movies, after we get some rest and i wake you up by eating you out. WHERE CAN I FIND!?

[glow-worms-are-believers]

Getting your ducks in a Row (dp x dc)

"Careful!" Sam hears distantly, her brain too tired to compute much more than walking straight this early in the morning, as she walks down the subway stairs.

Someone's hand lands on her shoulder and that startles her enough to look ahead more attentively where there's a giant crater where the next few steps should be.

"Oh shit," Sam lets out breathlessly.

Is this a subway thing or a Gotham thing she wonders distantly as she turns to thank the saviour of the hour.

"You okay?" says the girl with bright blue hair peering at Sam, concerned.

"Yeah, I'm good," Sam assures her. "Thank you."

"No problem," the girl says with a slight smile that turns wry as she continues. "You new to Gotham?"

"So it is a Gotham thing," Sam confirms with the girl who just huffs a laugh in response, and starts making her way around the crater. Sam follows her carefully.

"What happened?" Sam asks, indicating the crater they're rapidly leaving behind.

"Batman had to beat up Killer Croc last night again."

"You're kidding," Sam deadpans. Look, she knows she's grown up in a ghost-infested city, but ghosts make sense. Men dressed as bats fighting Crocodile lookalikes in the Subway sounds more like a the start of a joke.

"Nope," the girl says, popping the second syllable. "I'm Harper by the way."

"Sam," the goth girl introduces herself. "Anything else I should know about Gotham as a newly arrived citizen?"

Harper almost chokes on a snort.

"Where do I start?"

[grippysocks-grippybox]

🖤Squishable & squeezable 🖤

[midnight-love-song]

Who wore it best? :>)